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The act of a gay man taking a piece of white bread, placing his penis and balls on top of it and spreading mustard or mayo on top of it, than taking another piece of white bread and placing it on top. Than inviting another gay man to chew upon it gently while sucking the condiments off. This must be performed in illinois for the full effect to take place.
Gay man: 'God Josh gave me a DELICIOUS sandwich last night!
Friend: An illinois ham sandwich?!?!
Gay man: " OH YES!!!
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A sexual act wherein three individuals copulate simultaneously with the condition that one individual recieves concurrent stimulation from the other two. Activities may include penetration, oral-genital, oral-anal, jacking, and double dildo action.
"My ass and mouth still hurt from that hot fuck sandwich, and now you want what?"
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It's a hidden item at Jimmy John's. You can only see it on the menu with ultraviolet light. It's like a super version of the Gargantuan, except better. Just ask and you'll see...
JJ: Can I help you?
You: I'll take that #18 Ultraviolet Booty Sandwich, please...
JJ: Oh word? That's the truth, mayne!
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Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.
Brian was looking forward to licking some tasty pussy, but when he unzipped Sarah's jeans, he realized all he'd be eating that night was a tuna oatmeal sandwich.
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The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.
John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!
Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
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"Hot cock sandwiches, get 'em while they're hot."
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An example of making tuna sandwiches is :
OMG dude I just made tuna sandwiches and now my hands stink
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