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when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
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1.When a person is so sexual to their Taco Bell, they become a Taco Bell sexual
2. When someone is sexually attracted to their Taco Bell they become a Taco Bell sexual
1Dani: bro you see Carley? She's a Taco Bell sexual
2Dani: Do you see the way Carley eats her Taco Bell? She's gotta be a Taco Bell sexual
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Sexual intercourse is when a man inserts his Penis into a woman’s Vagina or Anus
Hey Bob I had sexual intercourse with Elli Mcgunway
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when a gay person wants to by your reproductive organs for money $$
one sick mother fucker i dont want to meet
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a queer, or fagot.
some one for enjoys the company of other men in their rectum.
also known as fudge packers, butt pirates, butt budys, black cherry-poppers or just gayfers
man 1: so is randy straight or what?
man 2: oh, no, randy is a queer-o-sexual
man 1: joe owes me $50...
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A very sexy person; person you'd love to fuck.
Damn, look at sara, she's so hot, she's one sexual piece of ass!
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A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
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