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When you pee in someone's subwoofer, and then drop the bass to make the pee go everywhere.
Hey Dennis, did you enjoy the philadelphia taco I gave you today?
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a taco that endlessly spinning with the axis in bottom middle of taco
watch the taco spin!
holy taco spipn!
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When you insert your fingers into a woman's vagina in preparation for oral or traditional sex, and she is either just beginning or just ending her period. The woman will likely have a tangy smell to her vagina and some crusty goo as well.
When you pull your fingers out, after some good deep penetration, you find that there is clotted blood, fungus, crusted cheesy creamy goo and small hairs all over your fingers. The combination of these substances on your fingers resembles having run your fingers through a warm ground beef taco, cheesy enchilada or bean burrito.
I had my girl so warm and wet, ready for me to pop her good, but when I pulled my fingers out I had the chunkiest Taco Fingers ever! No fear thoough, I wiped them off and hit it good. Andalay!
Andalay Puta!
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The place Vtuber Fefe likes to have sex.
I got kicked out of Taco Bell again for having an orgy.
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The Mexican food only for people who wants to destroy their enemies houses with wet shit.
15 years ago..
Bully: lol u suck Derk
Derk: I'll go to Taco Bell then go to ur house and shit all over your house
Bully:Okay loser
Derk goes to bully's house
Derk: Time 2 go to the bathroom
Derk goes to the bathroom and sits in the toilet
Derk: Nuclear poop in 3...2...1...!!!!
Derk shits all over the place
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Me "Yeah, can I get some extra fire sauce"
Dipshit "ThErE's AlReAdY sAuCe In ThE bAg!"
Me "YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL THAT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SAUCE IN THAT BAG YOU BITCH! GIMME THE SAUCE!!"
Iam "We should have gone to Taco Bell..."
Hym "Pft! Already sauce in the bag!? She's lucky there isn't already a knuckle in her eye socket... Dumb bitch..."
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