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When you put a Peach gummy ring over your penis and let your mate suck until you splooge. Making a delicious peaches n cream snack.
Guy: “hey hand me those peach rings”
Girl: “can I have some peaches ‘n cream?”
Guy: “of course you can”
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A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.
I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.
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code name for a cake made with weed
person1: "Did you bring weed brownies?"
person2: "Better, I brought a rasta-cream pie ; "
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When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.
Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.
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When a girls is on her period and you creampie her and then drink it
Jim-“I was on LSD last night and I think I had a Cherry Cream Soda”
Bill-“Bro you should go get help”
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the byproduct of a back alley abortion left on the cold wet street for all to see.....and dogs and rats to eat.
Svenning took to the coat hanger nicely.....leaving some equisette pink cream corn.
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Banana cream pie is the act of putting a banana in your female partners vagina, along with your penis, then proceeding to have intercourse until the banana has a warm mushy texture. After banana has reached desired texture the male ejaculates into partners vagina. After ejaculate and banana mush have mixed, the female then begins to ride the face of the male partner until she climaxes. As female climaxes she then proceeds to void the contents of her vagina along with her ejaculate into male partners mouth. Thus creating a banana cream pie. Banana cream pie can then be shared and passed back and forth into each other mouths swallowing small portions between each pass and adding saliva; if desired.
“I really think she is the one, we shared a banana cream pie the the other day and it was magical!”
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