Random
Source Code
Random
When someone eats some sort of string such that when one takes a dump the shit is formed on the thread of string, and when exiting the anus performs a bungee jump-like action in the toilet bowl.
Hey dude I was watching the fishes in the aquarium and i ate a string and my shit was totally bungee dumping!
When you have stringy poop that doesn't disconnect when you take a shit leaving part of the shit dangling from your anus.
Dude I took a huge dump last night but it didn't cut. Man, I was totally bungee dumping.
When you can’t keep or don’t want a rooster and give it away to someone else regardless if they want it.
Was cock dumping last night and my neighbor saw me.
When your taking a shit on the toilet with the heat on. Either using a hairdryer or a bathroom heater fan.
John took a heated dump every morning to clean himself out.
When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task
Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.
Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.
Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.
Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?
It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.
Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!