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Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.
similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.
Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"
Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"
To shit in af condom and freeze it over night and using it as a dildo on a girl.
We did the space dumping last night
When you jerk off while taking a dump.
Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump
When a female can not find something in her purse, then procedes to turn it over and dump all the contents out.
I lost my lip gloss in my purse, so i had to do a purse dump
When you light your shit on fire in the toilet
I just let out a huge shit and lit it on fire, resulting in a fire dump!
When a man is ready to have anal sex because he has just expelled all the feces in his rectum.
I just took a full dump so if you want to get it on were safe from any accidents.