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jacob

cool kid funny smart

teacher: what is 1+1
jacob: 2

by YA BOI JacobyYT August 28, 2019


Jacob

A piece of shit with no future, he is a big boomer and should go blond

Stephania: “Hey Jacob go blond!”

Jacob: “No, I don’t want to look like a tater tot!”

by Goblondjacob November 20, 2019


jacob

A “jacob” is a great,funny, popular and athletic guy who is loved by everyone who he meets. He is tall and good looking he is a great kisser aswell.

Wow i wish i was as popular as a “jacob”

by adudewhoknowsjacob July 29, 2018


Jacob

A dumb Bitch whose a fuck boy and plays lacrosse but on the inside, he's like an emotional little puppy who cares a lot about you for some reason.

Person 1: Oh I heard you're really close to Jacob. He fucked me over lmao
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.

by oh shit fuckerssss November 28, 2019


JACOB

Backhanded,shady,skeeming, ignorant,Dumbass Thief

Damn you Jacob ass bitch gimme back my money.

by Shenanigans 19 August 15, 2019


Jacob

He is a man with a Massive and I mean MASSIVE COCK. It’s insane how much is down there. Usually a smart handsome and creative sexual fellow

Girl: Jacob was looking hot

by TheGoodDictionist October 31, 2022


Jacob

Bottom

my friend jacob is a total bottom

by ComradeJulian November 15, 2020