mexican doughnut

The Mexican Doughnut is when a fat girl, usually a mexican prostitute, tries to touch her toes with her fat creating a kind of doughnut. the really hairy man then inserts his erect penis into the "hole" created by the fat, which if done with the proper woman is not much of a hole, and ejaculates into her tummy.

he mexican doughnuted that bitch

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mexican firedragon

the act of shoving a taco into a girls vagina while putting hot sauce on your penis and thouroghly humping it

1st person:oh man i gave jane the mexican firedragon last nite
2nd person:wuz it fun?

1st person: hell no it burnt like a bitch

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hairy mexican

A shot with 1/2 oz. of tequila, generally Jose Cuervo, and 1/2 oz. of whiskey, Jack Daniels or Jim Beam. If you have some wambos, patron and black label can be substituted.

The hairy mexican was invented at the University of Rochester in Chambers, and has become a popular tradition throughout the past few years.

Warning: this drink is highly potent and is not to be taken lightly and will fuck you up.

The hairy mexican consists in utilizing half tequila and half whiskey on a shot.

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Mexican Mink

A skunk or polecat, especially a roadkill that can be smelled on the wind.

"I hit a Mexican mink in my Cadillac, and I can't get the smell to go away".

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Mexican Stocking

The perfect Christmas present. A stocking full of dirty sanchezes.

Nicole: What did you get for Christmas?

Marc: A bad ass Mexican stocking. Want to try it out?

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Mexican dice

Game variation on liar's dice (see liar's dice).
The variation is a 2,1 is an "instant drink" for the next player.
If the next player believes you, then they drink. If they do not and you are lying, then YOU drink twice. If you are telling the truth, then HE/SHE drinks twice as much.
The twenty one is bets told to the next player by humming a familiar Mexican tune like "La Cucaracha" or "Mexican Hat Dance".
Also can be played with a shot of booze as the penalty/reward for having Mexican.

Mexican Dice is played like this (read liar's dice first):
Player 1: (shake, sees a 4,5) Poorly singing "La cucaracha, la cucaracha..." "Mexican!"
Either
Player 2: Says "OK" (drinks the shot of booze)
-or-
Player 2: Says "Bullshit" (lift the cup to see the 4,5). So, Player 1 drinks the shot of hard booze, or whatever.

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mexican snowball

a snowball that has been ejaculated into

patrick threw a mexican snowball at kevin. kevin deserved it

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