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caleb: lemme see your boobs
girl: no
caleb: today is october 27
girl: in that case then okay
national show your boobs day- show your boobs now
When you bulk out a present with a whole lot of crap to make it look more significant
Did you see the bag of useless shit that Tina got from Steve? He was show bagging the crap out of her present
When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff
Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?
Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.
Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?
Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know
Bombshell, sexy, smoking hot babymomma
My baby momma Danielle is a smoke show
your being to sassy Your dick tuck is showing.
Boy: girl your lace is showing
Girl: your tuck is showing
A group of unstable, offensive, and crazy individuals that aim to hurt your feelings.
I was trying to talk in the group chat, but the shit show mafia showed up and made me cry.
Is code to ask a male to show his genitals, particularly his penis
Hey dude wanna show me your shower head? No! I'm not showing you my pens! Stop texting me!