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Stranger then a two headed Turkey.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
A lesbian who performs oral sex to another woman; A carpetmuncher
that girl looks like a turkey picker.
An exceptional level of enebriation usually resulting from the consumption of multiple different narcotics. When Turkey Stepping, one is visibly off balance, taking exaggerated strides with each knee raised and pointed outwardly.
'Far out bro, I know it's a festival and everyone's pretty buckled but that dude is Turkey Stepping hard.
a girl who is ugly with flab around her neck which tends to wobble
rah, that gally is turkey piff
What the fuck are you doing here This has no meaning go eat my ass
Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass
Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.
My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.
Typically executed on Thanksgiving, The Stuffed Turkey is when you take the turkey legs off of a turkey and shove one in a girl’s pussy and the other in her asshole, then you have to try to eat them both out without biting her while she chugs gravy
Bro kinda wish I didn’t give my girl donkey chalk before trying The Stuffed Turkey