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When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.
I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!
When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle
"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"
To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back
That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again
'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.
Boris didn’t answer the question at hand, we were subjected to a right load of Wank Waffle instead.
While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.
I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.
The Silly things that Waffle does that she finds amusing or to amuse her self.
"I'm Waffling, I turn random shit to max and giggle like a little bitch at how absolutely fucked up it looks"
A technique of switching opinions on a subject in order to be better received by different audiences. Sometimes, however, people mistake a thoughtful reconsideration for waffling, an error that can lead to such detrimental effects as the re-election of W.
Yesterday Bobby said he liked J.Lo's ass but today he waffled and said it's an ugly bubble-butt.
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