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Jane.. "That toilet stinks"
Mum.. "I know, Martin has just parked the bus"
1. Weed Brownies. Simple as.
2. The act of rolling over your sex partner whilst making loud vroom vroom noises, all while dropping a fat stinky log in the act.
Person 1: Hey bro, you up for some Bus Stop Brownies?
Person 2:
A bus link is the gap between two cars in a race. The distance of the gap is so big that the only way to measure it is with busses.
Guy 1: "Man did you see that race, that mustang was gone!
Guy 2: " I know right he put bus links on that camaro"
When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.
“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”
“I didn’t spell Lu Bu wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard”
“You could just type it as Lv Bu instead, duh”
When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.
“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”
“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”
Who practiced the same stroke, every day, until he was able to part the sky.
Lü Bu "I repeat myself because when all is said and done I'll, at least, be able to say that I tried to reason with you. If doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result make me insane, that's fine. But if the thing I'm going over and over again is 'trying to reason with a schizophrenic horde' what does that say about you?"