Jackson MF Dick D. A real one. Always there for you. Loves my singing monsters. #1 Gamemaster.
Skyler: Hey, where's my road dog at, he's such a real one!
Jackson: Right here bucko! Hey, look over there, its Daniel and Elsa making out!
A lazy driver, does nothing except drive then hang up the keys
Never washed truck, has damage and never repairs.
See that kenworth-shes a road dog , see the state of that road dog
Must be a mong driving that road dog
Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.
Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!
When you are mildly angry at other cars in the road due to their driving .
A step down from road rage
I had road annoyance when the car infront of me was driving below the speed limit .
Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc
Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!
When you're using a dildo and it is rainbow.
Friend 1: Yo man, what are you up to right now?
Friend 2: Hey dude, just Karting on Rainbow Road, you know how it is!