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That smooth and continuous, super creamy turd that resembles soft serve ice cream.
I’m just gonna openly brag about this astounding evenly colored and perfectly formed soft serve turd!
A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.
He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!
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n. A person who spoils a pleasant social situation.
This metaphor is powered by a particularly vivid contrast: the inviting sensory appeal of a festive beverage juxtaposed with the revolting suggestion of feculent contagion. Therefore, labeling someone a turd in the punch bowl is most appropriate when the individual's deleterious influence goes beyond mere faux pas or nuisance behaviors, and rises to the level of deliberate offense for its own sake. Consider that the literal act of depositing or excreting fecal matter into a communal food-service container would be sabotage.
The punch bowl and the feces connote certain additional nuances. The former is a symbol of public community, as such dispensers are frequently encountered at parties where they become a focal point for interaction. Freud famously identified feces with aggression and the possessive instinct. Thus a turd in the punch bowl suggests rage toward, and / or the urge to conquer, a community or society as a whole. Defecating into a punch bowl is a very public act, in contrast with poisoning the well or laying an upper decker, which are generally surreptitious. In particular then, to be a turd in the punch bowl is to be a willful and attention-seeking obstructor to the success of a social community.
The turd in the punch bowl was Brian, who had to go rat out our awesome senior prank idea to the principal.
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Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.
Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.
If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.
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When a lady is putting one or more fingers up their lovers rectum. Deep swirling , fingers curling and circular motions will help to get the best effects for this.
Once the rectum becomes sore, remove finger/fingers to examine and sniff the nail turd.
Extra points to eat the prize.
"Hey big boy, look at the nail turd i got tonight!"
"Have you been eating seafood again??"
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A very small type of Thai chile pepper with an appearance similar to rat droppings; extremely fiery hot!
If you put a rat turd in your recipe, your Thai red curry will be very spicy.
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When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."