Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.
That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!
To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!
The scraping from the bottom of your box when you are all out of weed.
I'm down to the mesquite weed.
Steph's weed is really good marijuana that you have received from a friend, of which you do not know the strain.
Guy: "Yooooo this is really good weed, what strain is it?"
Me: "It's Steph's weed."
Guy: "What strain though?"
Me: "I don't know, it's Steph's weed."
Fast burning, bad quality marijuana.
“Man this shit is some tumble weed.”