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Yo look how much mud is on dat Duck! Dat is a Mud duck!!
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When you are excessively sweaty (preferrably upon finishing at the gym), you take your hand and use it to accumulate the sweat from your testicles and wipe your hand on a friend's face.
Guy 1: "Dude, that was an awesome work out!"
Guy 2: "Man you're so sweaty though"
*Guy 1 performs duck soup*
Guy 1: "What the fuck dude, duck soup is so nasty!"
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When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.
Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.
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the hard stuff that is in your eyes when you wake up,or the stinky jam thats in your bellybutton.
ive got to dig the duck butter out of my eyes so i can see.
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Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.
"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."
"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."
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If I were to give you an analogy, I would describe it like this: When a duck swims on the water, you only see it glide, apparently, effortlessly, across the lake. But underneath, as in, beneath the surface, it's a whole different story. It's legs are moving like it's peddling a fcking bicycle up the side of a mountain. That's me right now. I am that duck.
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