Coastal Cow

A Coastal Cow is an animal lover who adores cows! So much that they have cow print everything!

She's such a coastal cow, she has cow print everything!

cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.

Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!

fat cow gravy

this is what texans call ice cream

Dell: I'll have a vanilla fat cow gravy, pardner.

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challenge cow

The fat friend that always tries to cock block because she's bitter no dudes want to fuck her.

I met the hottest chick at the bar last night but I couldn't close because her challenge cow kept fucking it up.

dead cow passing

Used to spook someone

Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."

Cows and pineapples

All that is ever on her mind, just cows and pineapples never anything else no matter the circumstances

"Hey what is on your mind you seem stressed"
"Man all that is there is cows and pineapples"

save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow

have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?