Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
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every friday, the one person in your circle of friends who you pick on all the time about being gay is designated to give "free head" on fridays.
Its friday! Lets all go to Boo Boo's Head Shack and get some FHF (Free Head Friday)
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Aaron was a dope neighbor I had, but he got evicted and had to leave
aye steven let's go over to Aarons house to fix our scooters, oh wait nevermind he left "free my foo Aaron"
You canβt f*ck anyone in the month of February
βHey want to f*ckβ
βCanβt its fff ( F*ck Free February)β
AFR or Age free Role playing simply means in a nut shell just what it says Age free role playing meaning there will no restrictions what so ever on what will or will not be role played based on a characters age period.
T.A.F.R or Total age free role playing mean that there will be no restrictions on what will or will not be role played based on age period.
Age free Role playing see above for example.
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Used when describing a female who is eager to have sex with any man she comes in contact with.
Man, Barbara has really turned in to a free range cock gobbler lately.
Or
Two guys sitting at a bar see a sluty chick walk in. Man 1 turns to man 2 and says:
Free range cock gobbler at 9 o'clock!
Aka. P.F.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are not romantically involved with. Please note this includes people who choose not to have romantic relationships with anyone for any reason.
Sid will only sleep with people he is not romantically involved with, because Sid does not believe in having romantic relationships. He has a partner free sexual preference.