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getting your salad tossed while taking a piss
i thought that a blumpkin was too boring so i wanted the opposite and told her to give me a Paul Newman.
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The current hope of American's, to restore our county to its founding principles.
Mainly, restoring the policy of non interventionism and recalling our military empire of 900 US military bases off foreign lands to bring them back home to defend "OUR" country.
A movement against the status quo government and current unethical policies.
Restoring honesty, integrity, and wisdom in our government.
This and much much more is achieved in several ways overtime, which is why this is called a movement. However, it will all happen much faster and more immediate if we can elect Ron Paul as President of the once great "United States of America" in 2012.
"Join the Ron Paul Revolution!" Become a supporter, an activist, a voter, etc...
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Depending on how you view it it was either the most pointless operation ever conducted or the most awesome. In 1976 Some american soldiers wanted to cut down a tree on the north/south korean border. The north koreans got pissed and killed two U.S. soldiers. Responding to this the U.S. got together almost 800 men including jets and and basically a truck full of chuck norris equvilants just to cut down a tree. Basically a show of force.
Guy 1 Man operation paul bunyan was so awesome
Guy 2 Are you kidding it was such a waste of time
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Cheap sugary sweets that can be bougt in most convenience stores.
They cost less than similar brands and are easily distinguishable through their blue and yellow packaging, and highly sugared apperance.
Friend 1: Oh cool! You bought Paul Sweets!
Friend 2: Yeah! They'e half the price and twice the sugar!
Friend 1: What will I buy? I dont have a lotta money on me.
Friend 2: Buy some Paul sweets!
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Jake Paul could be a nice person/guy, if he wasn't so CRINGEY.
"Oh my god, did you see Jake Paul's new video?!" "Hell no, I dont like Jake Paul, he ugly, and cringey."
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A loving and supportive YouTuber who makes his viewers laugh and forget about what’s happening on in the back of their head if they are going through a hard time he lighten ups there day 😊
I was felling really down today but then I watched Jake Paul’s new video and it made me feel a lot better 😊
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Ha if you thought John Lennon’s moan was hot think again… all who’s heard of McCartneys moan will get a boner so huge they will not only ascend to the next level of intelligence but in fact become a all powerful monotheistic supreme being who will not only rule the world but In fact the universe itself. No one can handle a power quite like this. Unless you are capable for the ascension. Who knows. The risk is worth it.
Paul McCartney’s moan is hot
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