A delicious alcoholic beverage that is composed of Jagermeister and the energy drink Mountain Dew AMP Grape flavor. Half purple half bomb..100% tasty....Tastes like purple, effects like bomb.
Joe had 4 purple bombs and was face down in the toilet for the rest of the night.
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A Cum Bomb is when you tie a string around the head of your penis very tightly before jacking off over and over again so the semen cant escape your penis. Because the semen can't escape youe penis, it will continue to build up until you untie the string. If done correctly, once the string is untied, all the semen inyour dick should go shooting out and going everywhere as if it were a Cum Bomb.
Oh man, i just cum bombed and my room is a total mess, if i dont clean this up in time my mom will kill me.
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When you are interacting with a swing dancer and you suddenly discover that their preferred style of dance is creepy and their main motivation for dancing is to try and touch you in an inappropriate way.
Things were going well until she dropped the blues bomb
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What it looks like when you walk into a brand new unfurnished house, that is painted completely offwhite on the inside.
Buddy: "Come check out my new house, i still have to furnish it, what do you think?"
Laura: "Wow, looks like a magnolia bomb went off in here!"
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When you post a fantastic status update on facebook only to have it commented on by your mother and all of her friends that unfortunately have added you on facebook. This typically prevents any of your friends from posting any funny comments and often leads to you being scolded or babied.
Carlos: yo, man i posted this awesome status and my notifications were through the roof, but then i looked at who it was from. I got mom-bombed man!
Greg: that sucks man, I hate getting mom-bombed so much that i blocked my mom from my facebook page
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The absolute superlative, the best of its kind--even better than the bomb
Waitress: How do you like your milkshake?
Dude: Beats the bomb, the best ever, thanks!
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Restaurant lingo, Short for Reservation Bomb.
The act of intentionally making a fake or false reservation at a (usually competing) restaurant in order to disrupt or cause a loss of business from having to turn away customers because of tables held vacant in anticipation of a (usually large) party that will never show up.
That's the third large party no-show tonight... I think we're getting reso-bombed.
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The place down the street is always busier that we are. We ought to Reso-bomb them and try to get a slice of their business.
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