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As you already know, bread in normal form would be just a food. However in the Bread philosophy, bread is considered a holy item give by god himself. Now in the Bread philosophy itself, there is still controversy in the powers that bread possess. However, the most popular one is that bread possess the power of speed and energy as god intended to make bread full of carbohydrates and some sugar to give energy in a quck few bites.
The holy bread is our gift from god, we shall not waste it.
When you're so tired you feel like dried out bread.
This expression is taken from the spongebob meme of squidward looking dried out with text above him saying "Let's get this bread", alluding to being very tired, yet still trying to do work.
"Dude I was up all night, fell asleep at 8 AM and woke up at 9 AM for school, I'm so fucking bread rn"
"I've been awake for 23 hours, I'm bread'ing rly hard"
Also known as Skinny Bitch, this small man likes to go to the gym to boost his ego (Which needs to be dropped). He is a low level eater, though becomes maxed out when he's baked, eating until he gargles. He is afraid of faggot when he is close to him.
"Why does bread think he's going to eat"
"Skinny Bitch"
"Get off me Bread"
Bread is a term used to ridicule someone based off of their hair style and/or interests in furry fetish porn.
Person 1, "hey fuck you dude, you're a bitch (jesse pinkman reference)"
Person 2, "yeah shut up, bread"
Or,
Person 2, "what is uncooked toast called?"
Person 1, "fuck you dude"
Person 2, "oh yeah, haha its bread"
Two detectives that are in a war against evil popcorn
Bread and bread are on the case