Hatred Bus

A game in which the players attempt to slaughter each other whenever one of them spots a bus, similar to "Slug Bug".

Craig: Do you see one yet?
Cristoph: Not yet-..wait, HATRED BUS!
*onslaught ensues.*

I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus

Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck

Drive The Bus

The act of sticking your thumb in a girls anus while hitting it doggie style and moving the thumb to make a motion similar to driving a motorized vehicle with a steering wheel.

Michelle: Ow fuck Dillon what was that
Dillon: Sorry honey I just always wanted to drive the bus

Big Society bus

Getting somewhere on foot. An allusion to David Cameron's flagship policy in which people are expected to provide local services themselves, rather than local government.

"I'm taking the Big Society bus home" - Walking home.

Bus Fluff

Annoying somebody on a bus by picking apart the seats and throwing bits of the fluff at them.

Guy: Hey Ellen guess what?
Girl: What?
(Guy then throws countless amounts of Bus Fluff at her)

Hijack the bus

Similar to “the bus driver”

A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*

Ryan: “hey Amanda can I come over and hijack the bus?”

reserved bus parking

What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina

That slut is just reserved bus parking