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An expression that is said when one accuses another person of that which they are equally guilty of.
Many years ago, people used to cook over an open flame using copper kettles and iron pots. The copper kettles were usually polished after every use whereas the iron pots were not and remained blackened from the soot from previous cookings. Well someone got the idea that if the iron pot were alive and it looked at a nearby copper kettle, it would see a black image. The iron pot believes it sees the image of the copper kettle when in reality, because the copper kettle was polished, what the iron pot was seeing was a reflection of itself. This symbolic phrase became associated with hypocrisy. An accuser blames someone else for having a fault when the accuser has the same fault.
Joe accuses Mark for not keeping his house clean when in reality, Joe has a messy house. Therefore, Joe is guilty of "the pot calling the kettle black".
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One of the newer titles to come out of Sex-A-Vision's porn network of gaming. Includes modern-day whores blowing the crap out of Russian guys. With both their mouths and large automatic weapons.
Two guys talking about Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare
Guy A: Hey, have you played Modern Whorefare 2 yet?
Guy B: Yeah, got blown, then blown up!
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When your Girlfriend gives you Head while playing Call Of Duty on Team Death Match..........and you forget to turn the head seat off!!!
"Dude, I totally suck up behind her with Ninja on and sprayed her. It's cool, I had my Silencer equipped, Radar jammer and Hard line equipped
Last night my old lady sucked my balls while playing Call of Duty!!!
I got me some Call of Duty Bootie!!!
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To say or yell the names of the Wu Tang Clan in public and preferably around as many people as possible. When you randomly proceed to yell out the names of the members of the Wu Tang Clan.
Chris: Ay yo Jaxon bust that Wu Tang roll call nigga!!!
Jaxon:The Rza, the Gza, Ol Dirty Basterd, Inspectah Deck,Raekwon, U-God, Masta Killa, Method Man and Ghostface Killah.......did I miss anybody?
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Used by people when they go on a first date that they think might be kinda sketchy. A Backup Call is performed by changing a friends name in your phone to someone of high importance (Babysitter, Manager, Son/Daughter, Brother/Sister, etc) and having said friend call you 30-60 minutes into a first date. If the date is going to shit, this can be used to make up an excuse to leave early. Just make sure you have a bullshit story to use so when they ask “what’s wrong?” you have a sentence or two that you can tell them.
You’re welcome, you lying bitch.
Curtis, are you busy Thursday night?
“No, what’s up man?”
I need a backup call at 7pm, do you mind?
“Not at all bro, I’d be happy to”
Thanks man
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Timone: Oh no you called him pig
Pumba: Did You Just Call me pig?
Pumba: THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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men named anthony usually italian and sorta tall.
the guy who tryed stealing your girlfriend; that asshole you thought was your friend; "a so-called friend"
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