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Sproxi Child

The sweetest high schooler who does things like cringe compilations and really cool animations. I love her, and you should too. :))

I want to be just like Sproxi Child :0”

by kaela.uwu💘 May 22, 2019


Trouble child

Opposite of golden child

A trouble child is mark

by 459395 May 25, 2023


wendy child

a child in a play group (pre-nursery).

There are ten wendy children in the school.

by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010


i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021


Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.

Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.

by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021


Child privilege

"Child privilege" is when a child or teenager uses their child privilege to get what they want. Also referd to as child request
Super effective

Mom can I please have $20 for a new sweater, pleeeeeeeease!? I'm your child.
^
This child privilege method works because it's your fault there here , and losing $20 isn't that bad. Atleast there not asking for $50 right?

by The_moondover April 08, 2022


heart child

A heart child is a term for the younger siblings (don't call yourself a heart child if you're older than one of your siblings.) Who's parents usually spend more time on the older ones who are considered special/smart. They think of leaving their family but they also think it'll hurt them too much(emotionally/mentally). So they hesitate to leave.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.

*mother and heart child fighting*

Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).

Mom: no I am not!

Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.

Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*

Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..

by Azzytalk March 17, 2023