portuguese chocolate

this has 2 famous definitions:

1 - after the completetion of intercourse, the male takes off the condom and immediatiately shits into it, mixing his dump with the semen already in there. he then takes a pin (or pencil) and pokes a small hole in the end. he then squeezes it so the crap comes out in thin streams. the semen added makes it more "milky" like chocolate and also more liquid so its easier to squirt. the normal place to squeeze it is over the partners face/stomach. Always good after a reverse blumpy

2 - chocolate made in portugal (the european country)

dave loves his portuguese chocolate.

des told me that he accidently got his portuguese chocolate over his pillow last night, so when jane came in she knew what had happened.

i wrote my name over her with my portuguesse chocolate.

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bro chocolate

A man eating another man's ass, but not in a gay way.

- Hey bro, you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.

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Chocolate Whistle

When you have anal sex with a girl and she defecates on your penis and then proceeds to suck the defection off of your penis.

Samantha gave me a chocolate whistle and tried to kiss me afterwards and made me throw up.

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chocolate rain

Diarrhea.

"Chocolate rain. some stay dry and others feel the pain."

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Chocolate rain

Rain that is made of chocolate and is often looked at.

CHOCOLATE RAIN! You look at it.

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Chocolate pudding

When you poop in her mouth while she is eating ur butt

You said you liked chocolate pudding

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Chocolate Cheerios

The ultimate breakfast of champions. The act of having scandalous sex.

Yep. I just had a shower, Chocolate Cheerios, and left for work.

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