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portuguese chocolate

this has 2 famous definitions:

1 - after the completetion of intercourse, the male takes off the condom and immediatiately shits into it, mixing his dump with the semen already in there. he then takes a pin (or pencil) and pokes a small hole in the end. he then squeezes it so the crap comes out in thin streams. the semen added makes it more "milky" like chocolate and also more liquid so its easier to squirt. the normal place to squeeze it is over the partners face/stomach. Always good after a reverse blumpy

2 - chocolate made in portugal (the european country)

dave loves his portuguese chocolate.

des told me that he accidently got his portuguese chocolate over his pillow last night, so when jane came in she knew what had happened.

i wrote my name over her with my portuguesse chocolate.

by Des Walker September 26, 2006

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Chocolate Cheerios

The ultimate breakfast of champions. The act of having scandalous sex.

Yep. I just had a shower, Chocolate Cheerios, and left for work.

by SVT BAIT December 30, 2011

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chocolate fudgedragon

-noun-
1.) Another name for fecus/poop. Usually describes a crap that is roaring and forceful until the release of the beast. NOT USUALLY ASSOCIATED with the runs.

Man, I gotta get to a bathroom, I feel the birth of the chocolate fudgedragon.

by SOSLifeguard April 28, 2008

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Chocolate Yam

A large feces deposit that resembles a yam made of chocolate.

Dude, I gave birth to a monster chocolate yam this morning.

by sumpemFierce January 9, 2010

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Chocolate Bomber

another word for poop or crap

yo i just dropped some chocolate bombers!

by JONBOYX13 October 6, 2008

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Chocolate gobbler

Sexual act that consists of taking a huge shit down your sexual partners throat and then proceeding to insert your erect penis in said partners mouth

Jack and I tried the ol chocolate gobbler last night

by prisonmikebaby September 28, 2017

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bro chocolate

A man eating another man's ass, but not in a gay way.

- Hey bro, you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.

by BygonesByJones July 8, 2017

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