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toasted cracker

A sunburned white person.

Damn. I went to the beach today and came back looking like a toasted cracker.

by Metalheadgamerguy July 10, 2019


Cracker Passer

A mixed person that is white passing

You can't tell that I am 67% Native, I am a cracker passer.

by February 13, 2023


Cracker Passer

Someone who is mixed that looks like a white person.

Greg is such a Cracker Passer, he looks so white.

by mudball657 February 13, 2023


Cracker Craving

When someone has the urge to only hook up with white people.

Person A: "Did you see that super hot Asian walk by? Damn."
Person B: "I don't care. Right now I have an intense cracker craving, and I can only focus on that Caucasian near the entrance."

by The Cookie Eating Monster January 17, 2011


Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024


Sinking Cracker

A joke that a white person can't swim.

Guy 1: hey boy, what do you call a white boy that isn't strong enough to swim?

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?

by datru3th September 23, 2016


cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.

That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.

by Carmenkcruea October 16, 2021