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Crushings Disease

Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:

(non-contagious)

Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does

(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~

(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.

(created Kenzie & Katy)

Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.

So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.

She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"

She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does

She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.

by Crushing Disease Patient September 13, 2013


Celebrity Crush

Hailey Van Lith

Friend 1: bro I wanna smash Hailey Van Lith
Friend 2: oh are you a big woman’s basketball fan
Friend 1: nah she’s just fine and my celebrity crush

by HaileyVanLith April 22, 2024


Cat Crush

Typically done by 40 year old men, the cat crush is a sexual move with a cat. (Normally a house cat, but any type of cat will do) The cat must not be neutered, as you will need the cat to have at least one of their testes.

What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat

Stevie gave his cat a nice Cat Crush, he's one hell of a guy!

by Doctor. D, Dinosaur December 11, 2020


National ask Out your crush

This is the day to ask out your crush you better do it I wanna see it happen

hey It’s national ask out your crush day wanna go out with me

by Spread the news November 3, 2019


Lunar Crush

The name given to the crush you have on someone who lives very far away.

Yes Aurora I have a lunar crush on you, butterflies do drop by for visits every now and then.

by ZombieCosmonaut April 20, 2011


Crushed mary

A fucking terrifying vocaloid song (in my opinion)

Brandon listened to crushed mary yesterday. He had a heart attack and cried. Lmao

by goobersnooner April 20, 2024


Hug your crush day

Go up and ask for a hug

Hug your crush day

Me:Can I have a hug?

Crush:Why?

Me:Bc it’s April 1

by Adorable_Attitude April 1, 2022