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I'm going to go shoot that crumpet eating fuck because he has his way with little kids.
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Eat N Beat-Verb- to have yo bitch make u something to eat..and then fuck her. Can also be performed in reverse by fucking her then telling that bitch to go make u a sandwich
Last night i fucked her on the bed then told her ass to go make me a sandwich an i pulled an eat an beat
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Around late December to late February where everything has ice on it and when you try to walk you eat ass
Its Ass Eating Season, meaning falling down on ice during the winter months
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If someone has to go through bad times, take something in order to pay his dues he eats or has eaten his broccoli.
He's eaten his broccoli. He went to jail and is ready to start a new life. eat one's broccoli
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A type of lesbian who believes it does not count as a heterosexual act to eat the bumhole of a person of male gender, but who otherwise would not engage in sexual activity with men. As they prefer to eat sniz.
"did you hear that lesbian natasha ate out bens asshole? What a butt-eating dyke"
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What it looks like when a fat person gives birth to a little person.
Wow Curtis that looked like a Gorilla eating speghetti!!
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Translated from the serbian: jedi govna i umzi.
A common phrase when you want to tell someone not to be an idiot, not to speak crap, that you're annoyed, by them, or don't believe them.
Tim: I bankrolled a cool mil onto my offshore swiss bank account but I lost it all to crash in February.
Me: Eat shit and die!
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