Finger Nails

Girls cut these short on their index & middle fingers

"Ow I scratched myself"

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Finger Shoot

To use your fingers to please someone sexually.

Becki asked me to finger shoot her after work.

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Hobo Finger

When a man and a woman are having sex, and when the man is sweaty enough, he scrubs his finger down his ass crack and around the asshole and wipes it under the woman's nose. Or when the woman has not bathed in a long time and her vagina smells really nasty, she fingers it and wipes it under the mans nose.

Paul McCartney gave Yoko Ono the hobo finger last night.

Samantha Ronson gives Lindsay Lohan the hobo finger every day.

It smells like hobo finger in here!

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Finger Blast

When Brian Karamamy profusely jackhammers his fingers into a man, woman, animal, or Corrine Klines anus. This can be a technique used to make a male, female, animal, or Sean’s ex aroused, or a method of convincing your peers you are not gay.

Yo, nigga, so I was cow tipping last night and got a sudden urge to Finger Blast the shit outta a stallion last night

“Are you gay?” “No I can’t be, I finger blasted Corrine”

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Elmo finger

When someone has a small dick it's as small as Elmo's fingers

Hey I heard Chad Gaston has a Elmo finger! Oh yea that's what we've all heard!

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toddler fingers

1. fingers of a person above the age of 10 that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit

"did you see that kid's fingers"

"yea, they are total toddler fingers"

"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"

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Middle Finger

Used to say "fuck","fuck you", or "fuck, yeah!"
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"Fuck you!" *holds up middle finger*
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