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The person who is super dope to the max and he always gives you what you want. It is to be associated with mommy barbie which is the female version of the coolest parental association there is
"Hey did you notice your dad gave you more money to go out"
"Yeah he's my daddy jesus"
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Jesus Christ
My Lord and Saviour. The Son of God who was sacrificed for our sins, so we could have and opportunity to have everlasting life in Heaven. He loves ou so much...more than anyone in this world. A friend to the friendless, a father to the fatherless, a healer for the sick. He will never give up on you. He loves you more than you could ever comprehend. He is forgiving and merciful. He will NEVER EVER give up on you, even when you want to give up on yourself.
You may wonder, " How can a loving God allow bad thing to happen?" But these thing happen to mold us and make us according to His plan. He loves you so much, no matter what you do. NOTHING CAN SEPARATE YOU FROM THE LOVE OF GOD! NOT EVEN SATAN HIMSELF!
REMEMBER: God unconditionally loves the sinner, but hates the sin.
Won't you love the One who loves you the most?
Guy 1: Have you heard about Jesus Christ?
Guy 2: Of course, He's my best friend dude!
Guy 1: No way! SAME!
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A Curse word expressing the Lord's name in vain that progressively has replaced the phrase, "God Damn't".
We were robbed? Jesus Damn't!
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1. Inexpensive drug popular with youth consisting predominantly of acetaminophen (common pain reliever sold under the trade name Tylenol) and diphenhydramine (common antihistamine and sleep aid sold under the trade name Benadryl), but also containing a small amount (2-7%) of black tar heroin. Also known as cheese.
2. Individual either not paying attention to what they're doing or moving very slowly in performing some action.
1. "Hey man, try a hit of this Sleeping Jesus."
2. "I'd be there already if only sleeping Jesus here would stop driving 5 miles per hour and get going!"
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Is the LORD. And He is the only begotten Son of GOD. He died on the cross to forgive us of our sins. And He rose from the dead three days later. And He now sits at the right hand of GOD the Father. And He loves you very very much because you were with Him from the beginning.
Jesus Christ is the LORD...
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"that amateur driver in the nissan sentra is such a creeping jesus; she's drivin like 5 miles a hour"
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