Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk)

həmp-ɪŋ-e-dɛsk

Idiom/Verb (Informal)

1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.

*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.

*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).

*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun

Wendy: "Hey John, have you seen Peter lately?"

John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"

Wendy: "Oh."

Ur mother lost her virginity in this vicinity

The worst insult that could ever have been said. Stronger than satan and god times 10000.

Franklin: ur mom gae
Jeff:ur bro a hoe
Franklin:ur granny tranny
Carl:ur mother lost her virginity in this vicinity!
Franklin and Jeff: face melts and are casted into infinite void, where they are being raped by eight year old roblox players.

she wants my dick in her mouth

Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:

She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.

Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.

Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?

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get your balls out of her purse

When one needs to retake control of his manliness because his girlfriend took his balls

Nathan needs to get his fucking balls out of Jessica's purse

Get your balls out of her purse bro

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check her out with your pecker out

To go somewhere with your girlfriend,wife,lover,mistress, or prostitute with the intention of having sex with her.

Synonyms:

hang out with your wang out

cool out with your tool out

I just met this one very hot girl for my taste at the topless bar and tonight I'm gonna go check her out with my pecker out.

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I want to [fuck] her in the worst way

Standing up in a hammock

Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.

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Made her feet bleed

(from joey trap lyrics) Genius claims that her feet will bleed from her feet scraping against the ceiling when Joey Trap is fucking her with her feet in the air. I dont really get it tbh, its weird.

I made her feet bleed last night when we fucked.

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