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A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.
Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.
Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.
When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.
"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"
"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."
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Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.
Ready for some human ventriloquism?
When a mom reverse cowgirls her husband while throwing her baby up and down to soothe it.
Hey Mary! Timmy is crying I think it is human pogostick time.
A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
When 5 or more men of different races cum in a jar and then inject the semen into the a female's pussy, thus not knowing who is the father and race.
Hey man you going to the game on Saturday?
- Nah man I gotta do a human roulette that day.
When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.
That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!