Birthday Cake

When two gay men are having sex and one man creams on another mans butt and puts a candle in his anus and lights it.

Hey, do you guys want to come over to celebrate my "birthday" We can make a "Birthday Cake"

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cake-eater

one who never has to go without
has his cake and eats it too

that motherfucking johnson county cake eater

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Chocolate cake

A male cums on his partners face, then drop kicks her in the face multiple times untill she has black and blue marks on her face making it look like chocolate cake with white icing

I dont think my girlfriend likes it when i do the chocolate cake sex move on her.

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cake racist

one who likes vanilla cake but not chocolate. Or, one who likes chocolate cake but not vanilla.

Gavin wouldn't eat the chocolate birthday cake but will try the vanilla. He's a cake racist.

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hot cakes

How badly cops beat black people.

"They've been beating them niggers like hot cakes!"

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shit cake

a piece of shit baked on ones ass.

Yestarday we made some tasty shit cakes!

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Crab Cake

When a girl has a bad case of crabs in her pubic hairs, but her man still eats the pussy like its a cake.

Michael: Hey Liam how was you night with Braylee?
Liam: It was great! She let me eat her Crab Cake!

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