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Bracing yourself for something major that is about to happen
Buckle your pants, shit's about to get real!
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someone that poops unexpectedly and at the most inconvenient of times; a party pooper; someone who is grumpy.
i just pooped myself and now i hate everything.
wow, you are quite the poopy pants mcspanksalot. wouldn't ya say?
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A popular fashion statement in thugs, skater punks and ,in general, people who can not afford belts.
What most of these stylisticly challanged people do not know is that pants below the waist means something entirly different in prison.
If you wear pants below the waist in state pen, its an invatation.
pants below the waist
Still not getting my meaning?
try pulling your pants down, bending over and running through a corn field....backwards.
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Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.
Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.
Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.
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You are so excited that you are squealing and peeing in your pants.
I was so excited meeting RPattz that I was squeeing in my pants.
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When you poo poo ka ka yo self and dat dun look like black man!
"aww shit donnie, i think theres a nigger in my pants."
"well you better drop that nigger in a toilet before it stinks up the whole room, Phil!"
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A person who stalks a person and finds out almost everything about them. I.E. - Their new job, where they live, their phone number, etc. But, still like them, so instead of calling them just a "STALKER!!!!", it is more of a joke, so it's "Mr. Stalker Pants"
Teacher: Wow Mr. Stalker Pants, your stalking abilities sease to amaze me.
Student: I know, I know.
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