To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally
Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit
A customer that demands a table outside when it's 98 degrees outside and it's about to rain and expects perfect service and then demands a table inside when it starts to rain
It's greasy biscuit activity
When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies
Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit
A ugly mf that crys their self to sleep every night bc their momma don’t love them.
Person 1: “You know who’s a homophobic 12 yr old sht eating dik suking curly toed 2 inch pp mistake?”
Person 2: “Who?”
Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary”
When your shit gets fucked. Applies in ample amounts of situations.
Him: You see Terry’s car after last night.
Me: Yeah, heard he rubber biscuited into a semi.
Two slices of white bread with a biscuit in between
Popped open the trunk and grabbed my biscuit sandwich
The absolute worst insult that you will ever hear. Probably made by tem.
Oh yeah you are a biscuit sandwich! Tem 2023