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Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023


Greasy biscuit

A customer that demands a table outside when it's 98 degrees outside and it's about to rain and expects perfect service and then demands a table inside when it starts to rain

It's greasy biscuit activity

by Marshmallow_girl July 28, 2024


Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies

Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit

by Ryoko41981 May 27, 2018


Not Lotus Biscuit

A ugly mf that crys their self to sleep every night bc their momma don’t love them.

Person 1: “You know who’s a homophobic 12 yr old sht eating dik suking curly toed 2 inch pp mistake?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary”

by chae.com September 22, 2021


Rubber Biscuit

When your shit gets fucked. Applies in ample amounts of situations.

Him: You see Terry’s car after last night.

Me: Yeah, heard he rubber biscuited into a semi.

by Ting Mon December 30, 2020


biscuit sandwich

Two slices of white bread with a biscuit in between

Popped open the trunk and grabbed my biscuit sandwich

by camper2017 September 15, 2017


Biscuit Sandwich

The absolute worst insult that you will ever hear. Probably made by tem.

Oh yeah you are a biscuit sandwich! Tem 2023

by Battle cats ydidirje June 22, 2023