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A lovely drink originating in Grease 2012 on the small island of Ios. Created by a trio calling themselves OOF, This Can't Be Life consists of one shot of absinth, one shot vodka and a can of Redbull. This drink is well known for getting its victims shitfacingingly drunk very fast.
This lovely cocktails name is derived from its tendency to leave its victims thinking "this can't be life man"
dude 1: Hey what would you like to drink?
dude 2: Make me a this can't be life!
dude 1: Idk man your only a heavy weight drinker and this creature here is only recommended for the very greatest of drinkers
Slang for extremely large fake breasts.
If I'm ever floating out in open water, I hope I'm with Pam Anderson, 'cause there ain't no way I'll ever sink with them life grips of hers! Holler.
Trap life is a way of life. It is a religion of its own. When one enters the trap life there is no going back. As many religions attempt to reach a state of enlightenment the trap life also encourages one to reach their inner ultimate trap lord/queen. Selling dope not hope. Making racks by selling rocks. Always staying strapped and Learning to adapt.
I definitely see improvement ever since Lamar and Sharkeisha entered the trap life they have become one with their inner trap god
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Idiocy
LONG VERSION:
Anyone who thinks unborn babies are alive. That's where this little propaganda starts. Silly, right? Well, these people think unborn babies are alive and that abortion is evil and wrong. ADOPTION IS THE ONLY OPTION! Says them. Don't listen to any retarted propaganda stories that everyone writes. Like, I am a little baby and I wanna grow up and meet mommy and oh no! mommy killed me. That's the blunt, shortened version without all the filler they add. They want you to blow up hospitals. I don't get that. If you blow up a hospital, aren't *you* killing? Abortion is murder? No, blowing up is murder. And anyway, what if they were raped! They could raise an adoption place, if they wanted. I know some flaws with that, but I'm trying to define rather than rant (though I'm sure I haven't succeded! Sorry guys!) so I won't list them.
My friend is Pro Life and she wants to protect unborn fetuses and blow up hospitals!
the meaning of life is reproduction, nothing more nothing less.
An especially good life.
Ever since I got that new house, I've really been living the pro-life.
The most fucking boring and longest book I was ever forced to read. In the end the main character says the whole story was a lie anyway, so you end up waisting about two months of your life for a shitty ending.
person#1: dude I have to take notes over every chapter in life of pi for literature.
person#2: that fucking sucks. just go to sparknotes.com print out theirs.