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siofra brady is a rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions
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Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.
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A phrase commonly used as to when one has the desire to show off how much cash they have, but in reality you only have $2 lazy ass *sobs*
"Man, I am gonna make it rain tonig- no, wait, I'm faking it rain cuz I'm broke af"
The act of shoving an egg in one’s ass and then shitting it into one’s partners mouth
“I was disappointed when the egg cracked in my ass when me and Julia were Fake Chickening”
CNN, MSNBC, Yahoo, New York Times, NBC.
Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.
When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
Someone who says something that doesn't match with a Trump Supporter's opinion
Person 1: This can't be the best economy ever, GDP growth for this quarter's been the weakest since the first quarter of 2017
Person 2: Wrong, you're Fake News.
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