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The most retarded I thing I have ever heard of
"there should be more gun contr-" *smack*
"what is your thoughts on gun control?" *smack*
"daddy, what's gun control?" YOU WILL NOT EVER SPEAK THOSE WORDS UNDER THIS ROOF UNLESS YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF IT OR INSULTING IT.
When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
Having Sex with partner and when you are about to cum the male says: permission to fire? She says: do not fire until fire up on.
Last night i pulled the top gun. I was about to cum in her. I told her i was about to cum and she said i couldnt fire until fire up on
The B23R handgun from Call of Duty: Black Ops II. Can be bought from the bus in the Zombies map TranZit.
"Bro, I'm telling you, Dualie Kaps are the best secondary."
"Nah brother, try the Bus Gun."
Its pretty much the same thing as sheesh but in gun form.
sheesh gun! you get a sheesh!you get a sheesh!everyone gets a sheesh!!
This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.
Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.