super bro

There is your several types of bro's

peasent bro
standard bro
general bro
super bro

peasent bro's will follow the other lebs
standard bro's have some respect
general bro's are your standard lebs except a 3 word vocab
super bro, they are to be feared, their vocab consists of WTF BRO!, YULLAH, GOT THE STASH and THE FUCK!, they are more intelligent than your standard bro, with an amazing 4 word vocab
they also make people panic

peasent bro -- "hi guys! .. i mean BRO!"
standard bro -- "sup bro"
general bro -- "WTF BRO, ECCY, BRO!"
super bro -- "WTF BRO!"

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Debate Bro

A spin off on the term ‘Frat Bro’ expect in context of academic debate. A ‘Debate Bro’ will out of their way to make sure everyone knows how smart they are at post-modern philosophy, international relations, deductive reasoning, and other obscure topics while simultaneously shaming other debaters for their lack of expertise in said areas. A ‘Debate Bro’ ruins the fun of academic debate for others and proliferates the toxicity of exclusivity, racism etc. within the space.

John “Dude, wtf you haven’t read DnG’s 1000 Plateaus? You should, you’d win so many debates with the information in it”
Jason “Dude, stfu, you went 2-5 last tournament, stop being a ‘debate bro’.

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bull bro

The counterpart to "fag hag". Refers to a straight male who hangs out with queer women.

Jim was the sweetest Bull Bro at Dyke March

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bro job

When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.

Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”

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bro-go

a straighter way to say "man date , because that's just gay

-"hey Joe! want to go see fast & furious?"-
"sure !"
-"Alright It's a bro-go"

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Bro-Mitzva

a gathering of bros in which there are more than twenty in an area.

Guy 1: "dude lets go to the club tonight"

Guy 2: " No way im not touchin that Bro-mitzva!"

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Bro-Chillin

When a bunch of dudes all chill together. Often it involves soda, PS3, fruitsplosions, pizza, and a box of springtime Oreos. The bro-chillin time runs late into the night. Always a good time, bro-chillin.

Hey guys, what's up?

Ah, nothin. Just bro-chillin.

Cool! You got the Oreos?

Hell yeah!

Awesome, lets play some Wheelman!

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