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To go around in life as a worthless lazy bum who refuses to do any work.
Quit piece of shitting around, Dave Bliss! You’re leaving a piece of shit trail everywhere you go!
A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
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The perfect ratio of chicken nuggets from Mcdonald’s.
A ten piece mcnugget is a little too much, but a 4 piece is too little, they should make an 8 piece mcnugget
A meeting where various parties bring their different pipes, bubblers, and bongs, and all gather around smoking out of the different pieces
Shit you bring your pipe, hell bring his bubbler, and I'll bring my bong well just have a crackin piece gathering
Scamedai's disastrous masterpiece.
Player 1: Why is there a green defender Big Mom on the enemy team?
Player 2: ...Welcome to One Piece Bounty Rush
A good suck and handy performed in tandem
Sherrod gave me the two-piece last night