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The act of slamming your dick on objects or countertops just to hear how loud it is.
The echoes in this room are fantastic, wanna do some pirate dicking with the echoes?
The act of slamming your dick on objects or countertops just to hear how loud it is.
The echoes in this room are fantastic, wanna do some pirate dicking with the echoes?
Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand
While having sex with her I was able to give her, she got mad after performing the one eye’d pirate
The act during sex when guy cumes into girl's eye, so she gets blinded and then throws her off the bed and shouts: "MAN OVER BOARD."
Friend 1: "So how do you and Ema get on?"
Friend 2: "Well, we just broke up, because I pulled a Pirate on her."
Pirates are great men of the sea. They have a body hard like stone, the eyes of an eagle, and a voice that tears the sky asunder (one piece )
Chopper: “Doctor, What’s a pirate?”
Dr. Hiriluk: “A pirate? Pirates are great men of the sea. They have a body hard like stone, the eyes of an eagle, and a voice that tears the sky asunder!”
One of the most badass people in the world, they sail seas, drink ale and rum, and their worst enemy is the ninjas.
Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.
cumming in a girls eye, then charlie horseing her
I gave my pirate, and she didn't like it