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When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.
Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"
"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"
"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"
( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)
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A term describing when a non-brown (usually white) person has a sexual attraction or preference for a brown person or for brown people exclusively.
Zachary has sweet potato fever for that new Indian PhD student in the other lab.
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Similar to the 'California Potato Chip', but with more spice! First you must feed your woman very spicy food (preferably Mexican) and wait 20 minutes to 8 hours when she has to go. Start banging her ass like you would a prison inmate picking up all those savory processed Mexican spices. Pull out, rub your cock in the small of her back while you cum hard... allow it to dry overnight. When you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast, "¡Ay, Caramba! That's PICANTE!" To really go South of the Border, you might try combining this with a good ol' Dirty Sanchez!
After waking up and feeding Lolita a Mexican Potato Chip, she looked up with those big brown eyes and mustache and uttered, "Why me?"
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The only remaining potato sex goddess is known as Halley Rose Haynes.It contains a fairly large amount of swag and is the most beautiful creature known to man
that chick is hot,not as hot as the potato sex goddess though.
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The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.
Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.
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People who live in the back country areas of Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, West Virginia and Pennsylvania. They are a peaceful group who live a simple life. Typical potato sack communities do not have electricity or running water instead they prefer candles and nearby water sources for things as cooking and drinking. Bathing is not common with potato sack people as they have a fear of the water washing away there own skin so only when it rains or by accident do they bath. Be aware though if you were to come upon a community of potato sack people you are in great danger. They will chase you down and beat you till they grow tired, death is possible if they have either just fed or napped. Luckily most live far enough off the road so that the normal passerby should not be bothered, However once cited you may be chased by a group on horseback or possibly a large cow or donkey. It was once thought that these people were an urban legend of sorts but in recent years sightings have been reported almost monthly in the know territories. Some speculate that progress growth has cut into the forest that once kept them hidden. In the event that you are spotted or cornered by a group of potato sack people then the best defense is a mp3 cell phone, play the music and hold it above your head. They commonly see this as a devilish device and run away however a flashlight or personal weapon may be used as well but unless you have music on your phone it is unlikely you’ll avoid the beat down at hand.
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After riding the bus home from the strip club, Ehud was sporting a California potato chip on his shorts from losing it while getting a lap dance.
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