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a weenie.
lauryn sucked that purple headed yogurt slinger like nobodys business
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a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".
Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?
He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!
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i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.
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A penis. From the shape and ejaculation
She wants my purple headed yogert shooter!
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guy:what do you wanna do
girl:i want to give you a purple mountain majesty
guy:whats that
girl:the best blowjob you'll ever get
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The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.
'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'
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bitch slapping a girl with your dick well you have a erection and leaving a large amount of mushroom prints on her face
dude why dose your gf have so many round marks on her face ,oh i let her have a purple headed bull whip
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