To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
Similar to road head, but instead the driver sucks the passenger’s appetizing toes.
When we get in that car, you’re giving me road toes. *female moans* *pussy quivers*
A specific extra tax motorists (with few exceptions) have to pay in order to drive a car on a public road.
Got to find the money to pay my road tax, or I won't be able to use my car.
To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!
Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!
a road that usually is used for to connect people to cities or towns but if its straight and flat, then its a raceway
down on that rural road out of town, it connects so many people to this town but on that very straight section, this rural road is now a speedway
A phrase commonly used when I play Carcassonne
I will recieve a piece of road as my tile for my go, when at that point I don't need it...
Great! A bit of road!
A road rocket is when you grind your dick across a running belt sander.
Bro i'm so horny right now, I could do a road rocket on my thing.