Heheheheeheheehehehehehehehehhehehhehehehehehehehehehehhheehehehehehheheheheh.
Pregnant woman: sans I’m… pregnant … and your not the father
Sans:heheheeh…HEHEHE
Pregnant women: why are you doing this
Sans:HEhehehehhehe
Pregnant women:what…STOP STAY Away from me
Sans:*kills wife and baby *
San is a big old sexy dude that can ski well. He knows what to eat and what to shit, he nows or, acts like he knows stuff. San, is the guy who sits in the nightclub for hours.Don’t ask why, just be San.
“…”
“Hi, who are you”
“I am…”
“…”
“San…..”
Ness from Earthbound, according to Game Theory
Guy 1: Hey have seen the new Game The-
Guy 2: SANS IS NOT NESS WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU LEARN IT MATPAT!?
Guy 1: Woah, chill out man! I was about to say that Toby Fox has said that Sans isnt Ness!
Guy 2: Oh. Sorry mate.
Basically the mascot of Undertale at this point
Undertale fan: Have you tried Undertale before?
Person: No, all I know is Sans-
Undertale fan: Yeah, most of the community simps over Sans