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Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.
This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."
1. Someone or something that participates without adding anything of substance.
Person 1: "Dude, the only thing Lenny added to the presentation was stupid transition effects."
Person 2: "I know, talk about a snake that shits perfect rats."
i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake
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A term used when ones enemy is injured drastically. Implying injury or attack. The snake > the fiddle.
Wetdog (-*-) exlzzghost
Wetdog (-*-) eshawn
ew4r |=- Wetdog
(dead)Wetdog: OMG HES TAGGED LIKE A SNAKE ON A FIDDLE
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Devo, Domed, Snaked and Ledg.
These following words are primarily used by slow, primitive and often under-educated country folk to help describe things that their vocabulary would otherwise not include.
1) "Devo": To be emotionally shattered or crushed by some form of event.
2)"Domed": To physically attack a fellow yokel. This act is rather common due to the severe lack of intelligible communication skills that bumpkins possess.
3)"Snaked": To be tricked or conned. Due to hicks generally having low and under-par IQ, this technique can easily be used on even the cleverest of them.
4)"Ledg": To be seen as a superior or 'sic' person, amongst the redneck community.
Devo, Domed, Snaked and Ledg.
(Devo)- "G'day mate, how's it goin'?" "Aw pretty devo. Me ute died on me. It was only the 3rd aboriginal I hit today."
(Domed)- "Now see here Bazza, give me back my whip! I need it to impress the homosexual cowboys with the loud crack-like sound. That's it! You're domed!"
(Snaked)- "Hey you! Why are you stealing one of my sheep" "Oh, I'm just seeing how heavy it is." "Fair enough." A classic example of 'snaking' a country washout.
(Ledg)- "Man, that Lee Kernigan is such a ledg. If he wasn't married to a woman, I'd like to give him a nice, big bull-ride." As seen by this example, raging homosexuality is rife throughout their society.
And finally, a collaboration of all emphasised words- "Did you go to the rodeo on the weekend?" "Nah bruz, I forgot. Had to plough the fields" "Devo bruz, just devo." "Anything sic happen?" "Yeah, one of the rodeo clowns got domed by the bull. Probably will spend the rest of his life in a wheely-chair" "Ha, sounds like he got snaked into paralysis." "Yeah, must be devo." "Oh and Casey Chambers was there. She's sucha ledg." "No kiddin', one very fine hick-chick."
Hopefully, by reading these definitions, you can leave here with a little bit more information of knowing how to decipher the foolish and moronic language that is used by hillbillies nationwide. Goodluck
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When a black guy has sex with a chick on her period
Did you hear about Tycen and Dias. She gave him a red belly black snake
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used to assure that something is about to be done. Generally considered to be a Giraffe quotation.
"That Giraffe is on it like snakes on easter."
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