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The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.
We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.
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If you say it in sweden it would sound like "Masturbating the dick"
Tourist: Run car snow pen
Swedish Emil: NIIIIIICE
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A white girl that will do anything for cocaine.
"That Alexa slut swallowed like 5 of my loads for half a gram last night. She's my favorite Snow Bunny."
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Inspired by the "Snoopy Sno Cone Machine" of the 70's and 80's...This is when you pull your cock out of someones ass and you have a wizard hat of poo stuck to the end of your dick.
He's all about the ass. He's like a Poopy Snow Cone Machine.
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The act of having sex in the blistering snow, while wearing fur coats.
My friend had a Russian Snow Day yesterday ; he recieved an extreme case of phallic frostbite.
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Kirst: snow falling on cedars is just a blowaway and i can not imagine my life without it.
Hannah: This book saved me when i was on the verge of suicide. beyondblue.com
Laura: 'meh'
Kristen: i hate this book, all my emotion is engulfed by my love for one 'Winston'
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A euphemism or phrase that describes oral sex or 69 . When two people enjoy a 'burger' and a 'grape snow cone', the burger represents the vagina (also known as fur burger) and the grape snow cone represents the penis (something to hold and lick, the grape flavor representing the purple color of the head of the penis).
Wanted to smash last night but had to settle for a burger and a grape snow cone.
Finally had a burger and a grape snow cone with that girl I met last week.
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