Kansas City Tea Pot

The act of using one's mouth as a urinal while partying in Kansas City.

Bob: "Just because you think that you found God, you think you're better than anybody."
Steve: "It's not even like that."
Bob: "Atleast I didn't use my mouth as a urinal for seventeen guys when we were in Kansas City."
Steve: "Whatever, Bob."

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setting the tea things out

v. phrase. British euphemism for going topless in public. Often used by the upper crust and royalty.

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I say Duchess! Do you judge it wise to be setting the tea things out so early in the afternoon?

Barleybone, you are such a toast browner.

Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

Drop The Honey,Spill The Tea

Meaning When you usually Spill The Tea but it's not as Hot as the Tea usually or if it not really interesting tea to spill and you just wanna say it you would say Drop The Honey,Spill The Tea

Katie: I need to Drop The Honey,Spill The Tea!
Asha: Okay Spill the uninteresting tea

that’s some real tea sister

the phrase means when someone spills the tea but the tea is steaming burning tea and you can’t handle some hard cold truth about dRaMA

Veronica said exclaimed “OMG did you know that Trevor has a big you know what”. I replied with “that’s some real tea sister!”

Long Island Iced Tea

The Long Island Ice Tea makes you do things you normally wouldn't do, like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn't call at really weird times.

It is extremely seductive but fickle. A fair weather friend who seems benigned but packs a whallop like a donkey kick, and that is the Long Island Ice Tea.

Example : On his last day in Hyderabad, he got Long Island Iced Tea -ed !!!!

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long island iced tea

What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.

Also, a "one way ticket to drunkville".

(should be served with complimentary condoms and 2 glasses of water)

I knew I was going to get laid when she started ordering Long Island Iced Tea.

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