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Wow you’re that bored? searching up “nigga sex” huh?
Brandon: Man, Tyrese and Darnell are about to have some nigga sex at the crib tonight!
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When your girl doesn't really want any foreplay and just wants you to rollover and screw her while she's on her back....
Last night, we were both tired so we just had rollover sex....
There was once an amorous older lady who was flashing an old man yelling "Suuuper sex!" Looking up at her, he says "I'll just wait for the soup, thanks."
The granny yelled "Suuuper sex!"
when a couple is in missionary position and the man puts the sheets over his arms and flaps his arms like a bird as he thrusts.
I couldn't take brad seriously when we had pterodactyl sex last night.
Sex that is so incredibly EPIC that it transcends physical limitations and introduces women to a new realm of pleasure.
Many secret underground churches created by huge groups of women gather together to worship the men who can give epic sex.
The secret messaihs of these churches are like celebrities to the women, as they are like heroine to them since it takes one try and their hooked into the following for life.
They are into many family friendly activities like orgies and giving sex acts to the justice ranger.
The justice ranger is the nickname they give to their sex master. Also known as Julian Young.
That name is allowed on urban dictionary because it is a celebrities name.
"Julian Young gave epic sex to mary last night. "
"Really, i thought it was ray's mom?"
"well both but shhh, its a secret"
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SEX SO GOOD, THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN THINK TO
SAY AT THE POINT OF CLIMAX IS "I LOVE YOU".
MY WIFE AND I HAVE LOVEGASMIC SEX ALL THE TIME.
AFTER LAST NIGHTS LOVEGASMIC SEX, I WENT TO WORK
SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR!
When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina while warm water is pouring all over them!
Keirsten decided to take a shower and 5 minuntes later Chad joined her and they had some awesome shower sex!
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