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People with families discover that if they miss too many test answers without activity, they may no longer be "Asians." They may be "B'sians."

- That guy is an Asian student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology because the school is an active place and so is well suited for action-types, not intellectual types.

by LawOfAsians July 4, 2022


Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating Twitch emojis but instead of some dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 10 times more lit.

Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler

by MortyBoi December 9, 2020


Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating Twitch emotes but instead of dumb pepega people in the emojis it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit

Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler

by MortyBoi December 9, 2020


Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating Twitch emojis but instead of dumb pepega people in the emojis it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit

Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: Sorry I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler

by MortyBoi December 9, 2020


Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor

We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.

by Jeff789852 January 29, 2010


Asian Jerry with nice shoe

A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u

Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.

by Sex zozo February 26, 2019


Porcelain Asian

(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.

"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."

by WongtheRice January 23, 2024